It’s Like Waking Up

Where has the time gone? It’s been way too long since we recorded a podcast, but that’s on the schedule for this weekend. Finally. We’ve probably lost followers as a result of seeming inactive. The truth is, it’s been a whirlwind since activation. I’m still exhausted because hearing with a CI takes concentration, and I have really good concentration. The downside is I feel guilty because I’m not good company since I fall asleep shortly after dinner. The first few months I couldn’t sleep for hearing, and now I can’t stay awake. And this is normal. Everyone tells the same story: it’s like waking up.

So firstly, Andreas says I broke the podcast. The whole idea of My Beautiful Cyborg was backed by ideas like “This is what hope sounds like” and “A journey back to hearing.” Except my journey lasted to the sidewalk, and then I found myself in orbit around the moon. My audiologist said, “Some people walk, some people drive, and Caroline takes a rocket to the moon.” So yeah. My rehab has been unusual in that it was unnecessary. There were a few days and banging on pots and pans, and now and again I need to focus to recognize a sound, especially new sounds. But mostly, I just hear.

I’ve called homecare for my Mom in Ontario, I’ve made arrangements with an insurance agency, and I’ve called to make appointments….all on the phone. That’s a first in 15 years. Phone audio is bad for the hearing, so imagine hearing that garbled digital blech, and then feed it through my processor. Sometimes, noise is just noise. Everything is changing.

The last podcast we recorded was with the Honourable Sarah Hoffman, Minister of Health (and Deputy Premier) of Alberta. On Wednesday, Andreas and I went to the Alberta Legislature to be welcomed in the House. That means we had another short visit with the minister (and I said thank you for my CI, again), and then as sort of a “you’re welcome,” the Minister introduced us and acknowledged us as a nod to May as Hearing Month. So that happened. It’s important for official acknowledgements of the hard of hearing and hearing impaired. Minister Hoffman gets it, and for that we’re simply grateful – you don’t have to explain much for a simple reason: she has a family member who has hearing loss.

Hearing loss is invisible, but it isn’t abstract. It has tangible negative effects that you probably won’t recognize even if you know them – because we’re only realizing how bad my hearing was now that I have it back. The comparison is stark.

Then, a couple of weeks ago and bumped into an audiologist from Cochlear who said, yeah, my “rehab” is kind of astounding. Which is to say, I just hear. It’s not normal, but it’s a really good not normal. I feel like I won the lottery. In truth, I kind of did. My experience is way out of hte ordinary. It also provides an extraordinary if not unique opportunity to tell the hearing story. The truth is, I’m probably the perfect hearing teacher. I’ve adopted the monicker of #deafnotdeaf. I’m definitely deaf, but I’m not deaf with my CI. And I know what it is to lose your hearing completely. I do it every night before bed. And every morning I wake up and I can hear. THAT is extraordinary.

We’re restarting My Beautiful Cyborg – a sort of second season. We’ve been talking (a lot) and planning (not quite as much) and thinking (even more than talking) about how to tell the story of hearing and hearing loss from a perspective people will understand.

Coming Soon: My Beautiful Cyborg: A Love Story About Hearing